Favorite Movie Quotes
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One of my favorite movies, Army of Darkness. "Give me some suger baby" And that Oldsmobile was cool.
It's not the ride it's the rider.
"You could melt all this stuff"
"I got married, It's ok I didn't use my real name"
"Arugala, It's a vegitable"
I have a problem with horsepower and speed... there's never enough of either.
"You can never go fast enough!"
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If it broke, I fix it!!!!
Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do.
haha
"SQUEEL LIKE A PIG BOY WHEEE! WHEEEE! WHEEE!"
i dont think i need to say what movie it came from
also,"do u know how to skin a grizzz?"
from jeremiah johnson
This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!
It's not the ride it's the rider.
That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age.
There is no problem that cannot be ratified without the use of high explosives.
that one was funny
It's not the ride it's the rider.
Drink another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!!!! It's like getting hit in the head with a gold brick - with a twist of lemon!!!!
"The best drink in existence is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. The effect of drinking one of these is rather like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.
Pro - it's 12 noon and do you know where your towel is?
Receipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
"Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink...but very carefully."
That is just one reason why the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactic too.
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around I want to be controlling it.
Clint Eastwood
It's not the ride it's the rider.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
A man's got to know his limitations.
Go ahead! Make my day!
Get out of the way, Hammerhead.
Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!
Hitch hiker guide to the galaxy ,,,classic.
do you feel luky punk,,,, well do you ??
Satisfaction comes when you can say "I built that"
So this is it ... we're ll going to die
Arthur Dent
42.....
Of course that is the "simple answer" to the question of life, the universe, and everything.
Whoops wrong spot
If it broke, I fix it!!!!
Animal House has a ton of classic lines:
1. Face it Flounder, you f'd up, you trusted us.
2. Don't get mad, get even!
3. Toga! Toga! Toga!
4. There was Dougy, and Greggy, and the rest of the little Hitler youth.
5. Mind if we dance with your dates?
6. They took the bar! They took the f'ing bar! They took everything - even the sh*t we didn't steal!
7. My suggestion to you is start drinking, heavily. Listen to him, he's in pre-med!
8. If you want to use my Oldmobiles, you must pay!
9. Double secret probation!
10. Senator Blotarski
11. Thank you sir, may I have another?
12. ....when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
'You can take your thumb out of my *** any time, Carmine' 
If it broke, I fix it!!!!
There were blanks in that gun! 
If it broke, I fix it!!!!
Ask for Babs!
#15 - I'm a zit! Get it?
#16 Food fight !!!!
#17 Who dumped a truck load of fizzies in the pool during the swim meet, and every year the toilets explode?
#18 Eat me !
Who can tell me what the enscription says on the statue of the Faber college founding father?

From the movie "A Bridge Too Far":
Michael Caine says to Elliot Gould:
"Lietenant, have you ever been liberated?"
"I've been divorced 3 times, does that *****?"
"Hmmm....yes!"